I have an idea for a fancy men’s shoe store called “Shoe-La-La” and it’s just men’s shoes for the special occasions in a man’s life. Like the day that you get married or the day your wife has a baby or for just lounging around the house.
Michael had chicken pot pie for lunch. Actually let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch— Let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire, family-sized chicken pot pie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep.
I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott
- A turtle
- A fridge
- Anybody from the warehouse
- A wood chipper
- Kevin
- A candle
- Lord Voldermort
12/11/2012
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I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.
Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.”
