MICHAEL GARY SCOTT I MISS YOU SO MUCH
I have an idea for a fancy men’s shoe store called “Shoe-La-La” and it’s just men’s shoes for the special occasions in a man’s life. Like the day that you get married or the day your wife has a baby or for just lounging around the house.
Michael had chicken pot pie for lunch. Actually let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch— Let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire, family-sized chicken pot pie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep.
- A turtle
- A fridge
- Anybody from the warehouse
- A wood chipper
- A candle
- Lord Voldermort
THAT IS A $200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! GOOD LUCK PAYING ME BACK ON YOUR ZERO DOLLARS A MONTH PLUS BENEFITS SALARY, BABE!!!!