Now just leave me here with my pool of tears.
16/5/2013 . 6 notes . Reblog
HE HAS KIDS.

GUYS. IM SORRY I’M REALLY EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE RIGHT NOW.
16/5/2013 . 9 notes . Reblog
SO MANY TEARS I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW

MICHAEL GARY SCOTT I MISS YOU SO MUCH
16/5/2013 . 4 notes . Reblog

I have an idea for a fancy men’s shoe store called “Shoe-La-La” and it’s just men’s shoes for the special occasions in a man’s life. Like the day that you get married or the day your wife has a baby or for just lounging around the house.
26/4/2013 . 2 notes . Reblog

Michael had chicken pot pie for lunch. Actually let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch— Let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire, family-sized chicken pot pie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep.
9/4/2013 . 10 notes . Reblog
I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott

  • A turtle
  • A fridge
  • Anybody from the warehouse
  • A wood chipper
  • Kevin
  • A candle
  • Lord Voldermort
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dwight-you-ignorant-slut:

THAT IS A $200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! GOOD LUCK PAYING ME BACK ON YOUR ZERO DOLLARS A MONTH PLUS BENEFITS  SALARY, BABE!!!!
26/9/2012 . 61 notes . Reblog
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I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!!!
Michael Scott
13/9/2012 . 3 notes . Reblog
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I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.
29/8/2012 . 2 notes . Reblog