Buster’s in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman’s terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.
I’M HEARING BACK FROM THE INTERNSHIP I SO DESPERATELY WANT THIS AFTERNOON, PLEASE CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR ME WHILE I DIE OF ANXIETY OVER HERE.
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
When I die, my tombstone will say the following:
Steve Carell returned to The Office. Do not mourn for me, for I died in peace.
When am I going to realize that this is my life and I can do whatever I want with it?
Anonymous asked: Any fun plans coming up?
Yes I’m going to Florida in two days with my best frends!!!